Dave Lister has finally found his way back to the planet Earth. Which is good.

What's bad is that time isn't running in quite the right direction. And if he doesn't get off the planet soon, he's going to have to go through puberty again. Backwards.

Still, his crewmates have come to rescue him. Which is good.

What's bad is that they consist of a robot with a hyperactive guilt chip, a creature who evolved from cats, and a dead man. And if they fail, Lister will carry on growing younger until he becomes a baby, then an embryo ...

And finally, he'll meet a very sticky end indeed.

Rejoin the intrepid band of space zeroes from Red Dwarf and Better Than Life - Lister, Rimmer, Kryten, Holly and the Cat - as they continue their epic journey through frontal-lobe-knotting realities where none dare venture but the bravest of the brave, the boldest of the bold or the feeblest of the feeble-minded.

Rob Grant's new novel is a revelation. After INCOMPETENCE we would all have expected a killingly funny satire. And in its satire of our obsession with body image, of how the media makes us what we are FAT is certainly that. But in its depiction of Grenville, a fat man at his wits end with the need to be thin; of Hayleigh, a teenage girl obsessed with her terror of being fat and of Jeremy, the self-absorbed, self-adoring 'conceptualist' employed to promote the government's new 'Fat Farms' Rob Grant has given us, yes a very, very funny book, but also an immensely moving and personal novel about how we all feel about our bodies. As Grenville deals with the humilation and daily indignity of being fat, as Hayleigh struggles to deal with her anorexia and as Jeremy comes to terms with the dangerous lies at the centre of the government's new health regime FAT takes us on a hilarious and thought-provoking journey through our all-consuming obession with fat. This is a hilariously moving, movingly hilarious novel and marks a massive step-change in Rob Grant's growth as a writer. Here is a hugely commerical new voice in mainstream, high concept, high in poly-saturates, commercial fiction. It's also safe to say that with this new novel, he's writing about what he knows ...

Complete eighth series of the BBC sci-fi comedy, about Lister (Craig Charles), the last human in the universe, his hologram colleague Rimmer (Chris Barrie), android Kryten (Robert Llewellyn) and Cat (Danny John-Jules). In this series, the nanobots have completely rebuilt Red Dwarf and her crew, and Lister and Rimmer find themselves under arrest by the Captain for destroying Starbug. Stuck in prison, the crew have to find a way to defeat a strange entity that is destroying the ship. Episodes are: 'Back in the Red (Part 1)'; 'Back in the Red (Part 2)'; 'Back in the Red (Part 3)'; 'Cassandra'; 'Krytie TV'; 'Pete'; 'Pete II'; and 'Only the Good...'

Welcome Trainee Monster Thanks for visiting You will be glad to know that being a Level One Monster is not all that bad Apart from having absolutely no skills what so ever there is still a good chance some chocolate donuts will be left over from yesterdays training. Good luck on that one. The Monsters Handbook has been created for the Trainee Student Monster such as yourself and will help you to aspire in becoming the best monster that you can be This handbook has been written by the monster Sherman Jr. Level 1 who has created a delightful detailed analysis on the entire Monster Training program that you are about to endure. You will find many fascinating articles and illustrations of Monsterland with numerous breakdowns of all Monster Magic, how to handle humans in a thoughtful and polite manner, purchasing A grade monster utes to travel around The City in and you will even be given access to all the best spots for Chocolate Donuts. So what are you waiting for Squire? See you at Level 12 Mentor Bob.

Bad is the new good. In the not too distant future the European Union enacts its most far reaching human rights legislation ever. The incompetent have been persecuted for too long. After all it's not their fault they can't do it right, is it? So it is made illegal to sack or otherwise discriminate against anyone for being incompetent. And now a murder has been committed and our possibly incompetent detective must find out who the murderer is. As long as he can find directions to get him through the mean streets.

ADAPTED BACKWARDS VIA THE FUTURE FROM THE RADIO 4 SERIES BEFORE IT WAS MADE A richer, deeper, more comprehensive exploration of the Quanderhorn phenomenon. With added secrets. England, 1952. A time of peace, regeneration and hope. A Golden Age. Unfortunately, it's been 1952 for the past 65 years. Meet Professor Quanderhorn: a brilliant, maverick scientific genius with absolutely no moral compass. Assisted by a rag-tag crew - his part-insect "son" (reputedly 'a major breakthrough in Artificial Stupidity'), a recovering amnesiac, a brilliant scientist with a half-clockwork brain, and a captured Martian hostage - he'll save the world. Even if he has to destroy it in the process. With his Dangerous Giant Space Laser, Utterly Untested Matter Transfuser Booth and Fleets of Monkey-driven Lorries, he's not afraid to push the boundaries of science to their very limit. And far, far beyond ...